"this is UNACCEPTABLE" i hear my mother shout as soon as she opens her magazine, "I AM TRYING TO READ AND I AM ASSAULTED WITH THIS,” she says. she angrily shows me a large glossy photograph of ellen degeneres.
you might think that my mom has some sort of moral objection to ellen degeneres. you would be wrong. the problem is that my mom (who is btw happily married to my dad) has an enormous crush on her
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
Titanic movie set
How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed
Jurassic Park, 1993
The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969
Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set
why does voldy have a nose
do you actually think that ralph fiennes cut off his nose for the part
i expected a little more dedication s’all